On the sixth week of encountering no humans at all, I fell on my knees and begged for a miracle. Tears burst out of my eyes, completely distorting my vision to an unrecognizable blur.
I was blinded by a sudden flash of light, and a squeaky voice spoke to me from above “Well, I'm here. What's your second wish?”
Quickly, wiping the tears away, I got on my feet, and before me stood the most adorable woman. Pulling my pockets inside out I asked her “Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?”