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The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a few minutes, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$50,000 for a male brain, and $2,000 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. The men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. One man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more than the female brain?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then replied to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used." |
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Very nice!!!
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I AM A MATERIAL GIRL!!!
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"She tried, again and again, to explain what being a 'prostitute' was. It somehow involved making others happy by being lovable. I still do not really understand."
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It's never been more perfect being alive
the photos' awesome too
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a l e x a s a u r u s
glitter on the west streets, silver over everything.
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Your angels speak with jilted tongues
The serpents tale has come undone
You have no strength to squander.
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He said frumious bandersnatch.
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